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To: Ben Mugged
If you cover it however with anything, like sand or your foot, it will explode and leave quite a large hole in the ground and spread pieces of you over a large piece of landscape.

Lt. George: "Oh, sir, just one thing. If we should happen to tread on a mine, what do we do?"

Capt. Blackadder: "Well, normal procedure, Lieutenant, is to jump 200 feet into the air and scatter yourself over a wide area."

73 posted on 12/16/2006 8:32:26 PM PST by Sloth (The GOP is to DemonRats in politics as Michael Jackson is to Jeffrey Dahmer in babysitting.)
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To: Sloth

LOL!!


109 posted on 12/17/2006 12:25:54 PM PST by Eaker (You were given the choice between war & dishonor. You chose dishonor & you will have war. -Churchill)
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