Well, go to school and get a four year degree. Then you can work for the Government and hand out welfare, or get a job where you can be "qualified" to make life and death decisions. Unfortunately those decisions tend more to death than life. But hey - that's what we pay taxes for.
I dont think you realize that most of the country's services are staffed with people like this....especially 911...why do you think you are always hearing those crazy phone calls on the news?