Posted on 12/22/2006 8:56:39 AM PST by ActionNewsBill
Tyler, TX (AHN) - Wanna-be drug dealers may soon have a crash course in their narcotics trade as a one-time Texas drug agent plans to market a how-to video on concealing drugs and fooling police.
Barry Cooper, who has served as a police officer in East Texas for some time, was described by his former boss as perhaps the best narcotics officer in the country.
According to Tyler Morning Telegraph's Thursday edition, Cooper plans to launch a Web site next week where he will sell his video, "Never Get Busted Again."
More so, Cooper has also planned a promotional video that will show viewers how to "conceal their stash," "avoid narcotics profiling" and "fool canines every time."
"My main motivation in all of this is to teach Americans their civil liberties and what drives me in this is injustice and unfairness in our system," Cooper told the newspaper.
Cooper said his Web site should be operating by Tuesday.
This is awesome.
Meanwhile police snatch up the video to school themselves on catching morons who blew their money on the video.
Or they just snatch the customer database of people that bought it. More family dogs to shoot then!
The title is misleading...he's a former narc, and to the best of my knowledge, has never been a "dealer".
Get Snoop to write the score and I believe we've got a hit musical on our hands.
Based on last year's winner, maybe an Oscar for best song.
5 whole posts before you try to turn it into a cop-bash thread. You're slipping.
Ooh I have a stalker. How cute.
I'd like a video about how not to get killed when the commando cops break into your house by mistake.
But the police state is out to get us maaannn. Haven't you been listening to Alex Jones?
"Ooh I have a stalker. How cute."
Don't flatter yourself, Sir.
Don't worry , if he actually has a L98 in his Fiero it'd be a dog... big iron lump with aluminum heads , 4500 rpm max.. UGHHH! When you think Fiero think Chevette front end including the puny brakes and a Citation front end used for the rear... think about how uncomfortable the driving position is in those cars and how poor the suspension was in all but the 1988 model ,, now if he was smart enough to build a W41Fiero Watch out!
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