Posted on 01/22/2007 12:32:01 PM PST by Registered
No pantsuit?
Red dress, red shoes, red heart........the Queen of Hearts........and her Fool...........
Scarier than that would be "cross her and she will uncross her legs!"
That picture is Photoshopped!!
That one is a personal favorite of mine.
That phot looks fake, her legs are too skinny.
Crusty the pantsuit
Was like clothes that you'd discard,
With a sweat-stained top
And a stretched-out butt
And two legs that smelled like lard.
Crusty the pantsuit
Was pulled out most ev'ry day.
As she put it on,
Hilly sang this song:
"Black is slimming, so they say."
She must have bought the pantsuit from
A wizard or an elf,
For when she took it off at night,
It stood up all by itself!
Oh . . .
Crusty the pantsuit
Was a fashion felony,
But the Freepers say,
"We can laugh and play
With these threads on Hillary."
Frumpety frump frump,
Frumpety frump frump,
Look at Crusty glow.
Rumpety rump rump,
Rumpety rump rump,
Over the Hill we go!
"PANTSUIT IN THE WIND"
Tune: "Candle in the Wind"
Hello, Crusty Queen,
Though you never cleaned it at all,
You had the guts to wear your suit
While those around you crawled.
They crawled out of the odor
And they kept on holding their nose,
They shouted from a distance
And they begged you, "Change your clothes."
And it seems to me you wore your clothes
Like a pantsuit in the wind,
Never knowing what to change to
When the stains set in.
And I would have liked to have worn one,
But it would make me ill.
Your perfume wore out long before
Your pantsuit ever will.
ROFL!
The shirttail peeking out of Bill-zebub's open zipper is a nice touch...
Hey Registered, do you still have the silverware in the coat animation? Perhaps with out the "congrats President Bush" statement on it?
LOL! you've ruined my mascara.
LOL!
I sure hope you're a woman.
CRUSTY THE PANTSUIT
Tune: "Frosty the Snowman"
That's FUNNY!
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