To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
Texas Governor Rick Perry welcomes you to the Trans-Texas Corridor toll booth, please exit your vehicle and drop your pants. Failure to exit your vehicle and submit to your vaccine will result in your detention. This is for US citizens only so if you are in the country illegally Governor Perry and President Bush ask you to please proceed.
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02/04/2007 2:38:17 PM PST by
isthisnickcool
(The only reason you are still conscious is because I don't want to carry you- J. Bauer)
To: isthisnickcool
You forgot to say "If you have a Democrat, green, or Socialist/ANSWER/UFPJ/ACLU/WCW voter card, you may proceed for free as well"
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