[Gingersnap]

Well, we absolutely know that feng shui works because of all the good its done for the Chinese: starvation, female infanticide, organ harvesting, slave camps, firing squads, etc.

[surrey]

We're trying to sell my late father-in-law's house. The realtor, who is an older gentleman, just took a course in feng-shui and advised us to paint the front door red. He claims it will make it sell faster. He forgets that the house is cream colored with green trim. Boy, would that be ugly.