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Putin the Comedian
commentarymagazine.com ^ | 2.13.2007 | Joshua Muravchik

Posted on 02/15/2007 7:02:08 PM PST by Tailgunner Joe

Move over, Borat. The hottest new voice in comedy is Vladimir Putin, otherwise known as the man who saved Russia from freedom and democracy. Putin convulsed his audience at the Munich Conference on Security with this sparkling one-liner: “Nobody feels secure any more, because nobody can take safety behind the stone wall of international law.”

International law has been likened to many things—gauze, cotton, clouds, tissue paper, vapor—but a “stone wall?” Where did Putin come up with this utterly original metaphor? Perhaps from the idealistic years of his youth, when he proved his devotion to making people secure by going to work for the Committee for State Security (KGB). In his proudest assignment, Putin found safety behind an actual stone wall in Berlin and helped millions of East Germans to enjoy that safety with him, even those flighty individuals who, if left to their own devices, might have preferred to be someplace less secure.

Putin is understandably peeved that the expansion of NATO has already diminished Russia’s security by depriving it of its historic freedom to invade its neighbors. Now, adding insult to injury, Washington is considering placing anti-missile systems in Poland and the Czech Republic. This would mean that Russia could not even fire rockets at these countries just to send them a message about, say, the advantages of buying more Russian gas at higher prices.

Putin has been forced to parry further assaults on Russia’s security, waged by American NGO’s that have set up operations inside Russia to promote democracy and human rights. “Russia is constantly being taught democracy,” he protested.

Is this how we repay Putin for all that he has done to enhance our security? He has furnished Iran with nuclear technology in order, so he explained, to make sure that Iran does not “feel cornered.” He has gone to great lengths to protect us from the likes of Mikhail Khodorkovsky, Anna Politkovskaya, and Alexander Litvinenko. Above all, is this the reward that Putin deserves for having worked so hard to keep the world safe from Chechnya?


TOPICS: Foreign Affairs; News/Current Events
KEYWORDS: internationallaw; pootie; russia; stonewall

1 posted on 02/15/2007 7:02:09 PM PST by Tailgunner Joe
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To: Tailgunner Joe

Putin gets nuttier by the day.


2 posted on 02/15/2007 7:09:29 PM PST by yldstrk (My heros have always been cowboys--Reagan and Bush)
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To: yldstrk

"Above all, is this the reward that Putin deserves for having worked so hard to keep the world safe from Chechnya?"

Those Chechnyans are at it again?


3 posted on 02/15/2007 7:12:33 PM PST by spanalot
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To: Tailgunner Joe

Boy, this needed saying. Putin also sells missiles to Iran and Syria that are then given to their proxy force Hizbollah to kill Israelis. But Putin is keen to assure sovereignty and safety in this world. Of course, he's also keen to maintain old soviet ties with vicious tyrants for the sake the love of lucre.


4 posted on 02/15/2007 7:15:35 PM PST by elhombrelibre (Hagel, Obama, Voinovich and Biden making the world safe for Iranian terrorists.)
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To: Tailgunner Joe
If Putin's daughter was getting raped, Putin would sell the rapist KY jelly and duct tape.
5 posted on 02/15/2007 8:07:32 PM PST by Leisler (REAL ENVIRONMENTALISTS WALK.)
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To: Tailgunner Joe

“Nobody feels secure any more, because nobody can take safety behind the stone wall of international law.” ==

The "stone wall" here is from one russian common expression. "She with him as behind the stone wall" means he makes her fell so secure that nothing is to compare with.

One more the old russian proverb which you knows: "Trust but verify". This one was widesped by pres Reagan.
Another one was invented by Stalin in 1930th: "You are with us or against us". Sound familiar?:)

Acually russian language has hundreds of proverb and common expressions.


6 posted on 02/16/2007 2:13:28 AM PST by RusIvan (The western MSM zombies the western publics.)
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