[shoebooty]

They are deviants, and need to be treated with a .45 Simple and inexpensive treatment!

[Gorzaloon]

They are deviants, and need to be treated with a .45 Simple and inexpensive treatment!

.22 Short. More discrete, and all they are worth.

[x_plus_one]

The Spartans believed that the love of an older, accomplished aristocrat for an adolescent boy was essential to his formation as a free citizen. The education of the ruling class was thus founded on pederastic relationships, required of each citizen.[5] The ephors fined any eligible man who did not love a boy, because, despite his own excellence, he failed to make a beloved “similar to himself.”[6] Likewise, for a boy it was a disgrace to not find a lover,[7]. By the time they reached the age of twelve "there was not any of the more hopeful boys who did not have a lover to bear him company."[8]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spartan_pederasty