I read your tag line, and clicked on your home page.
I suspect that you left out the </SARCASM> tag.
A colleague of mine came to me this very day and asked, "What do you know about Mobius".
"It's the name given to a piece of paper with only one side"
He looked at me like I had two heads, apparently, "Mobius" refers to a company.
Failed mathematicians never die, they just become programmers.
I thought Mobius was a white whale.