[domenad]

Man, why can't that ever happen to me? I'd love to have an excuse to kick ass on one of these fools. Two years ago when I was in college I wrote "Free Iraq, Nuke France" on my backpack, just to see if I could get someone to give me crap. Instead, all I got was a bunch of people telling me how awesome that was.

[This Just In]

"Man, why can't that ever happen to me?"

That is because they are cowardly, and only like to pick on people much smaller than they are(unless there's a herd of them. Which at that point they are likely to go on a stampede and kick, spit, burn, pillage, and perform generally offensive and senseless acts of indecency). Liberals are also good at attacking from behind(a location they are naturally accustomed both literally and figuratively speaking).

[fieldmarshaldj]

You shoulda picked another locale to nuke. France is almost too gratuitous, y'know. I'd suggest nuking San Fran or Berkeley, but I have family in both places. D'oh !