Posted on 03/22/2007 7:35:59 PM PDT by doug from upland
KIDS ASK DOUG FROM UPLAND about Hillary’s campaign finance fraud - No. 1
NOTE: this is No. 1 in a series of letters as I answer children's questions about Hillary Clinton's campaign finance fraud. ============================================
Dear Doug from Upland,
My teacher just loves Hillary and thinks she can do nothing wrong. I don’t quite understand it, but my dad says that Hillary is a switch-hitter and that is why my teacher likes her.
I heard my parents talking about Hillary and some lying weasel named Howard Wolfson who has been lying about her campaign money for over six years. Why would they say Wolfson is a lying weasel? If he really is a lying weasel, I would like to tell that to my teacher so she wouldn’t be so hot for Hillary.
Can you come to my classroom as a guest speaker and talk about it?
Sincerely,
Sarah
Age 10 Ithaca, NY
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Dear Sarah,
I appreciate the offer, but I am afraid I can’t make it to Ithaca. Ithaca would probably stone me.
Your parents are absolutely correct. Howard Wolfson, Hillary’s official spokesman from her 2000 campaign, is a lying weasel. Three days after the Hollywood Gala Salute to President William Jefferson Clinton, Lloyd Grove wrote a story in the Washington Post about Peter Paul and his criminal record. When Paul was an international attorney in Miami and big anti-Castro warrior, he was part of an operation that ripped off Fidel Castro for 8.7 million bucks. It was called The Cuban Coffee Caper and was a brilliant operation. Most good Americans would think that what Paul did was a very good thing. Unfortunately, the peanut farmer from Plains, Georgia, Jimmy Carter was the president. To this day, he still has liplock on Fidel’s posterior. Instead of giving him a Medal of Freedom, Carter made sure Paul was prosecuted.
Even though Paul had spent well over $1.6 million on Hillary’s 2000 senate campaign, Wolfson was trotted out by Hillary to lie for her. He was happy to do that for her. He told Grove that Paul gave no money. That’s quite a whopper, isn’t it? Hillary tried to pretend that she barely knew the man who gave the largest contribution in the history of senate campaigns.
Grove wrote another story a few days later, and, of course, Wolfson lied again. Well, that’s lying weasel Howard Wolfson for you. And he is still lying about it to this day.
Maybe you should show your teacher this YouTube about Wolfson. http://youtube.com/watch?v=zV6H6iRBpe8. Hey, if she has a projector for the classroom computer, maybe you could show if for show and tell. That would be fun.
I hope to hear from you again, Sarah.
Sincerely,
Doug from Upland
As the inimitable Johnny Carson used to say, "That is some funny, funny stuff....."
It will continue as the letters keep pouring in from kids. :)
Wolfson is the least likable disgusting hack ever.
You like Master Po to these kids LMAO
I think I give that honor to McAuliffe or Dean.
That was an excellent video on YouTube Doug. Looking forward to hearing more about Paul vs Clinton.
How the Clintons collapsed Stan Lee Media -- http://youtube.com/watch?v=LUWlxc7h5AI
bttt
for the good work !
Is the trial still on schedule to start March 27, 2007?
Very cool. When's the movie coming out?
Paul Begala.
The trial was scheduled for Bill for the end of this month, but Peter and his counsel decided to go to the California Appellate Court to try to bring Hillary back in as a defendant. That should happen in the next several months, then discovery will begin.
Our editor told us that within two weeks or so, he expects to have a half hour intro version on TV and suitable for cable TV presentation. We hope that raises enough money to make an extended version.
He survived the corridor of death in Brazil. Peter will be alive.
Outstanding! Thanks Doug. Democrat Crime Syndicate method-of-operation alert!
Douglas, what is the "corridor of death in Brazil." Sounds like a nasty place.
That's not fair to weasels. Wolfson is a MEAN man.
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