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Tooting man is Hindu goddess (UK-nice work if you can get it?)
The Sun UK ^ | 03-30-07 | Jukie Moult and John Askill

Posted on 04/02/2007 2:11:34 PM PDT by blackbeardsghost

Hindu pilgrims have no doubts about his powers. When we asked Bhanu Barot why she was so keen to receive Prema’s blessing, she said, simply: “Because she is a goddess.”

Another woman, Rekha, said she had travelled for days to be blessed by Steve. She added: “My sister-in-law came here and she got pregnant immediately.

A eunuch called Sudha said: “He is a fake. I checked and he still has a penis.

(Excerpt) Read more at thesun.co.uk ...


TOPICS: Culture/Society; United Kingdom
KEYWORDS: hasapenis; india; uk
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Now don't get me wrong, I like Indians, my best friend in school was from India, but if you scroll down, you can find a picture of a goddess riding a rooster, and she is holding a trident. That's really all I wanted to say.
1 posted on 04/02/2007 2:11:35 PM PDT by blackbeardsghost
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To: blackbeardsghost

And I totally misunderstood that headline.


2 posted on 04/02/2007 2:13:11 PM PDT by 3AngelaD
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http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-chat/1810541/posts#29


3 posted on 04/02/2007 2:14:35 PM PDT by Paleo Conservative
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He's a goddess alright.

Not that there is any thing wrong with that.

4 posted on 04/02/2007 2:14:57 PM PDT by llevrok (Drink your beer, damnit! There are sober people in Africa.)
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To: 3AngelaD

Me too! LOL! Who knew it was a place?


5 posted on 04/02/2007 2:16:57 PM PDT by OB1kNOb (The Senate and House members who voted for the troop withdrawal timetable are TRAITOROUS COWARDS.)
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To: 3AngelaD
Lentils, lentils, the musical fruit, the more you eat the more you toot.

6 posted on 04/02/2007 2:18:40 PM PDT by I see my hands (_8(|)
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I was going to read this in the Sun but I couldn't get past page 3.


7 posted on 04/02/2007 2:18:45 PM PDT by RonF
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He bares no resemblance to the real Bahucharaji: has only two arms, red hair, was born with a penis, etc.
8 posted on 04/02/2007 2:25:17 PM PDT by Jaysun (I took one look at her unfashionable eyebrows and thought to myself, "she's literally crazy.")
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Unlike Sanjina.


9 posted on 04/02/2007 2:30:09 PM PDT by massgopguy (I owe everything to George Bailey)
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...you can find a picture of a goddess riding a rooster, and she is holding a trident.

Well, a chicken is a bit more substantial than a cloud, you must admit.

10 posted on 04/02/2007 2:33:36 PM PDT by Junior (Free speech is great because it makes it easy to identify the idiots.)
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Limey/Fruitcake Alert!


11 posted on 04/02/2007 2:36:38 PM PDT by TexConfederate1861 (Surrender means that the history of this heroic struggle will be written by the enemy.......)
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A eunuch called Sudha said: “He is a fake. I checked and he still has a p..."

Words fail me.

12 posted on 04/02/2007 2:41:24 PM PDT by mtbopfuyn (I think the border is kind of an artificial barrier - San Antonio councilwoman Patti Radle)
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He said: “All my life I just didn’t fit."

It may have been the saffron robe, Steve. The eighteen arms didn't help either.

13 posted on 04/02/2007 2:58:29 PM PDT by Billthedrill
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Followers of the goddess Bahucharaji Mata believe she was once a princess who castrated her husband because he showed no interest in sex.

Lorena Bobbitt would have been DEIFIED in India! This is reason enough to consider India a permanent 3rd world country.

14 posted on 04/02/2007 3:33:57 PM PDT by JerseyHighlander
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That’s what comes from too much Tooting.


15 posted on 04/02/2007 3:37:36 PM PDT by x
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To: JerseyHighlander

Actually IIRC Kali did the same thing to her husband and she was a mother goddess in India.


16 posted on 04/02/2007 3:39:25 PM PDT by Centurion2000 (Democrats in Republican Clothing ... DIRC ... They are the knives in the back of the GOP.)
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O-kay then!

Marks India off "Places for Honeymoon" list.

17 posted on 04/02/2007 3:41:43 PM PDT by Harmless Teddy Bear (Mobile phones kill more people than exploding cupboards, ironing boards and Godzilla.)
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Wow! Another one! How many of these goddesses do they need?


18 posted on 04/02/2007 3:42:02 PM PDT by RightWhale (3 May '07 3:14 PM)
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Wow! Another one! How many of these goddesses do they need?

One for every penis.

19 posted on 04/02/2007 3:53:28 PM PDT by Centurion2000 (Democrats in Republican Clothing ... DIRC ... They are the knives in the back of the GOP.)
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To: Junior; blackbeardsghost
Aw, that's nothing.

Lord Ganesha holds a trident, a whip, an axe, and a lotus flower, and he rides on a mouse.


20 posted on 04/02/2007 4:06:12 PM PDT by AnAmericanMother ((Ministrix of Ye Chase, TTGC Ladies' Auxiliary (recess appointment)))
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