To: Zakeet
What’s the difference between a carp and a lawyer?
One is a scum-sucking bottom-feeder.
The other one is a fish.
To: Dick Bachert
What is the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead lawyer in the road?
The skunk has skid marks in front of it.
9 posted on
05/02/2007 11:20:45 AM PDT by
Ben Mugged
(Always cheat; always win. The only unfair fight is the one you lose.)
To: Dick Bachert
Why did California get all the high-priced divorce lawyers and New Jersey all of the toxic waste dumps?
New Jersey got first pick.
11 posted on
05/02/2007 11:22:13 AM PDT by
Hat-Trick
(Do you trust a government that cannot trust you with guns?)
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