[Sir Francis Dashwood]

"There's nothing good about this," Meziane Ourad, an unemployed 50-year-old, said of the election result as he smoked one in a seemingly endless chain of cigarettes.

There is a real "winner."

[Sender]

"There's nothing good about this," Meziane Ourad, an unemployed 50-year-old, said of the election result as he smoked one in a seemingly endless chain of cigarettes.

...as Mssr Ourad's keen mind was already busy juxtaposing the concepts of...job...50...couch...seemingly endless chain theory...