Laurie David: To Our Three Daughters ('Global Warming' for Kids from Limosine Liberals)

Yahoo! News ^ | May 12, 2007 | Laurie David

[2ndDivisionVet]

We hope that by the time you read this, the solutions to global warming will be well under way. You already know from living with us, how concerned we are about this problem. Sometimes, we go over board with our reactions to everyday annoyances like over -packaged products, leaving lights on in the room, taking too long a shower or leaving your chargers in the wall. We embarrass you when we glare at hummer drivers and or get emotional when we talk about drowning polar bears. But we do this because all of the things that we love and care about are at stake. We do this because we do not want the day to come when you ask us why we did not do more.

We want you to be able to enjoy snowy winters. We want you to be able to cool off between your sheets on summer nights. We want you to see the leaves change colors when they're supposed to. We want you to visit Yellowstone National Park and spot a bear. If you get a mosquito bite, we want it to itch, not carry a deadly disease. We don't want your generation to be the generation that is defined by mass species extinction. We want you to live in a world where we face the truth about our problems and do everything we can to solve them. We want you to grow up to be activists.

That's why we wrote our book, The Down-to-Earth Guide to Global Warming. It's for girls like you and yes, boys, too. The more people who understand global warming, the better chance we have at bringing about change -- change as individuals and change as a country. Change means accepting the fact that the way we are living is causing huge damage to our planet. Change means that once we accept that responsibility, doing everything in our power to correct our course. Change means hope, not despair. Once you understand global warming, you understand how much you can do to solve it. Time is of the essence...lets get started.

We love you so much,

Your mothers, Laurie David and Cambria Gordon

[2ndDivisionVet]

"Heather Has Two Mommies" meets Al Gore.

[Army Air Corps]

Heather has two Gaias?

[kromike]

I hope that any children tainted by this garbage will fully rebel and become capitalism-loving conservatives.

[BlackVeil]

We embarrass you when we glare at hummer drivers and or get emotional when we talk about drowning polar bears.

Yes, it is embarrasing if your parent insisting on showing that they are a 'tard.

[BlackVeil]

I am very worried about global warming.

It is the worst crisis we have faced since the Y2K bug ...

[marsh_of_mists]

We want you to be able to enjoy snowy winters. We want you to be able to cool off between your sheets on summer nights. We want you to see the leaves change colors when they're supposed to. We want you to visit Yellowstone National Park and spot a bear. If you get a mosquito bite, we want it to itch, not carry a deadly disease.

How quaint and traditional. But having one mother and one father is one quaint tradition they have no interest in.

[xcamel]

FReepmail me to get on or off

Click on POGW graphic for full GW rundown

New!!: Dr. John Ray's
GREENIE WATCH

Ping me if you find one I've missed.

---

Cultural Hurl Alert...

[Old Professer]

All sharing one navel.

[Alouette]

We embarrass you when we glare at hummer drivers

I fixed it.

[ronnie raygun]

They had to throw in Lesbian, it coudn’t be just a book on global warming. Do lesbians know more than regular folk? Are they on the inside track to this problem? Or is this TWO LESBIANS writing a book on global warming!

[Hodar]

Ummm, Global Warming may be occurring; but isn't this due to the sun warming up? I mean Mars is losing it's polar ice; and I sincerely doubt that we are responsible for that.

[2ndDivisionVet]

The third option: Two lesbians writing a book on so-called “Global Warming”.

[Alouette]

If you get a mosquito bite, we want it to itch, not carry a deadly disease.

Complain to Rachel Carson.

[sinanju]

I think this crowd is starting to “jump the shark” as we say in TVland.

These people are beyond parody.

Has Saturday Night Live had a go at Laurie and the Crow yet?

[Doctor Raoul]

I take it Larry gets to watch?

[2ndDivisionVet]

Must be that SUV we sent to Mars.

[operation clinton cleanup]

We do this because we do not want the day to come when you ask us why we did not do more.

Some of us wish you would do less. Put your money where your mouth is.

[stop_fascism]

get emotional when we talk about drowning polar bears

Can I get Carbon Credits by buying life savers for polar bears?

[CaptainK]

A bi-coastal mansions,private jet, gas guzzler tells everyone else to curtail their fuel use.

More for her to scarf.

[Alouette]

I also glare at hummer drivers—with envy.