What about me, I'm bald, prtect me dammit!
Everyone will have special rights except WHAM’s.
White, heterosexual, able-bodied men.
What about the ugly? They need rights too. And the stupid. A business should not be able to discriminate against the stupid when it comes to hiring.
Cue up the Randy Newman song!
Short People got no reason
Short People got no reason
Short People got no reason
To live
They got little hands
And little eyes
And they walk around
Tellin’ great big lies
They got little noses
And tiny little teeth
They wear platform shoes
On their nasty little feet
Well, I don’t want no Short People
Don’t want no Short People
Don’t want no Short People
Round here
Short People are just the same
As you and I
(A Fool Such As I)
All men are brothers
Until the day they die
(It’s A Wonderful World)
Short People got nobody
Short People got nobody
Short People got nobody
To love
They got little baby legs
And they stand so low
You got to pick ‘em up
Just to say hello
They got little cars
That go beep, beep, beep
They got little voices
Goin’ peep, peep, peep
They got grubby little fingers
And dirty little minds
They’re gonna get you every time
Well, I don’t want no Short People
Don’t want no Short People
Don’t want no Short People
‘Round here
Writing laws to make people be polite to each other is a fool’s mission. Not surprising so many politicians are eager to try.
There’s a law for every possibility, apparently.
Yep. Let’s protect the short and fat people with discrimination law. And then, let’s impose Affirmative Action on the NBA to get them hired. /s
Well, Ellen Frankel had better not move to Washington state or other places that would require she sit in a child booster seat while in a car!
We demand our own socialist state! One like Cuba or North Korea, with flag-waving, goose-stepping soldiers, not the Western kind where they gut the military, burn flags, and blame themselves for everything!
Laws protecting short people, yet its ok to discriminate against smokers.
A Country gone nuts.
Short people got no reason
Short people got no reason
Short people got no reason
To live
They got little hands
And little eyes
And they walk around
Tellin’ great big lies
They got little noses
And tiny little teeth
They wear platform shoes
On their nasty little feet
Well, I don’t want no short people
Don’t want no short people
Don’t want no short people
Round here
Short people are just the same
As you and I
(A fool such as I)
All men are brothers
Until the day they die
(It’s a wonderful world)
Short people got nobody
Short people got nobody
Short people got nobody
To love
They got little baby legs
And they stand so low
You got to pick ‘em up
Just to say hello
They got little cars
That got beep, beep, beep
They got little voices
Goin’ peep, peep, peep
They got grubby little fingers
And dirty little minds
They’re gonna get you every time
Well, I don’t want no short people
Don’t want no short people
Don’t want no short people
‘Round here
It’s about damn time! Now if they just add to short and fat, balding and aging I am in.
Don’t hate me because I’m beautiful.
Sunscreen.
How *cute!*
Shouldn't "fat" be voluminously gifted?
Not a very PC title for an asinine PC article.
There already are laws against that. It's called assault and harrassment.
I think she already qualifies for benefits under the "humour impaired" provisoes of the law.
Do you have to be short AND fat
or just short
OR
FAT?
Mass FReepers: Your legislators have entirely too much time on their hands.