[HEY4QDEMS]

''We might as well add colorblind, left-handed, allergic-to-cashews, and get it over with,'' Domke said.

What about me, I'm bald, prtect me dammit!

[expatguy]

What about bald, hetrosexual, middle-aged, white guys?

An American Expat in Southeast Asia

[bedolido]

SHORT PEOPLE ARISE!!!

No really stand up! You are?

(btw: I am below average height)

[vpintheak]

I am left handed! We live in a right handed world! I demand compensation! My poor poor son has been born left handed as well, what kind of world will he live in! This discrimination is an abomination for the nation!

[lowbridge]

Short, fat people may get rights

Good. This left handed fat man is tired of the man hasslin' us.

[OESY]

The history of the equal opportunity, victim rights, hate crimes protection, and pay parity movements shows that the underlying prerequisite of all identifiable sub-groups is that they must tend to vote for Democrats. It's part of the liberal political agenda that flies under the country's radar, IMHO.

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[tutstar]

surely being blonde would qualify as well...

[NonValueAdded]

About time Randy Newman got some payback!

[Trailerpark Badass]

I'm 6'6".

I demand reparations for all the times I was asked "How's the weather up there?"

[ears_to_hear]

Sure I go on a diet and lose 100 lbs and NOW they give “special rights” to the short and fat.

just my luck

[BlessedBeGod]

I had a 4' 9" manager who, back when she was just a peon, was greeted in the company cafeteria by a man who said, "Hi, Shorty!"

She turned around, sized him up, and replied, "Hi, Fatty!"

Turns out he was a vice-president. Not sure whatever happened to him, but now she's a vice-president herself.

[nctexan]

Hey... Code Pink is a Protected Species

[MEGoody]

If I were this woman, I’d have just kicked ‘em in the shins when they did this crap. It would soon stop.

[SmoothTalker]

“a bill that would make Massachusetts just the second state to bar discrimination based on height or weight.”

Someone thought of this before Taxachuesetts?

[picard]

When being not short/fat is illegal only not short/fat people...will...be...not short/fat...

something like that

[sgtbono2002]

I believe 4’9” is the requirement to get out of a childs booster seat in maryland.

[Mariebl]

Don’t they need to make it illegal to ‘loom’? I mean, the mere fact that you stand next to someone, and tower over them by a foot or more creates a stressful situation!

[rfp1234]

I demand that all businesses provide coffee mugs with the handle on the LEFT, for all the disadvantaged lefthanders!

[B-Chan]

At last! An advocacy group for people like me...

[Crawdad]

I’m starting an organization to protect the rights of men with giant wieners. Who’s with me?