Trip proposed to centre of Earth via Arctic hole

Can West News Service ^ | 5-30-07 | Richard Foot

[Bloody Sam Roberts]

That's one way to find a couple of "iceholes"!!

Absolute "fogging iceholes".

[fso301]

Will Geraldo be there?

[Renfield]

Will Geraldo be there?

I don't know...you should ping him, to make sure he knows about it!

[Calvin Locke]

They’ll finally vindicate Admiral Byrd after all?

One of Rush Limbaugh's fill-ins was complaining last month that the Navy was naming a ship after Richard Byrd, confusing the name with Sen. Robert "Sheets" Byrd.

I would think they'd just use Mel's Hole to save time and money.

[Renfield]

By the way....am I the only one that thinks Rick Wakeman music should be playing in the background?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Journey_to_the_Centre_of_the_Earth_%28album%29

We certainly did some exploring of our own while listening to this album back in the 70’s.....:<)

[My Favorite Headache]

Where is that?

[HamiltonJay]

The opening is not the path to the middle of the hollow earth! Its the exterior genitalia of mother earth, its her “secret garden”....

[HEY4QDEMS]

It’s a sinkhole in New Wales, Florida.

http://fluoridealert.org/phosphate/sinkhole.htm

[My Favorite Headache]

Incredible

[poindexter]

[Oztrich Boy]

Didn’t Pat Boone, James Mason, and Arlene Dahl already do this?

[Oztrich Boy]

So earthquakes are really just Hobbits with jackhammers chipping away at Inner Earth.

Hobbits neither use or understand technology. You're thinking of Kobolds.

[TASMANIANRED]

Better make sure his cooling system is functional.

[ApplegateRanch]

This is just a total BS PR stunt.

If they really wanted to do this, they could do it a lot cheaper and easier by using the cavern system’s entrance ramp on/under Mount Shasta.

Those caves interconnect with the dang nigh impossible to find Arctic Opening, cutting at least a week off the trip.

Just make sure you stay in the RIGHT lane at the Third Fork, or you’ll find yourself in the Himalayan Express Cave, and won’t be able to turn around until you get to the Muana Kea Exit.

[Leftism is Mentally Deranged]

The only hole is in his head. Does he think that the earth’s core is not flaming hot molten rock, like lava?
Dumb idea.

[elephantlips]

I wonder if the passenger list includes Pat Boone?

[Mariebl]

Not ONE person has asked how this civilization gets it’s resources ? Sunlight is pretty to most animals, exceptions noted: Michael Jackson / Barbra Streisand.

Uh, as everyone knows, there's an inner sun at the exact center--slightly dimmer, to make up for the fact that it shines 24 hours a day. (All I know I learned from Edgar Rice Burroughs.)

[Renfield]

“...(All I know I learned from Edgar Rice Burroughs.)...”

Yep....and H. P. Lovecraft....

[LexBaird]

Hail Pellucidar!

[Ditter]

Many many years ago when my husband and I were first married we were driving late at night and on a radio talk show a reedy thin voice whined, “deep below the surface of the earth lives a race of small people etc”.

I see that the group is still with us and is finally going down to find out.

When ever we are faced with a true nutjob we look at each other and say “far below the surface of the earth”.

That is all it takes to produce gales of laughter.