I wonder if John Madden could do the ads, "Quick actin' Urinectin!
Posted on 06/18/2007 10:16:57 AM PDT by Alouette
http://www.detnews.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20070618/METRO/706180361&imw=Y
> Get a bit too generous with it and it’ll sting you bad. Skin-falling-off bad.
(giggle!) fantastic use of Imagery: classic! Close your eyes and you can picture it... ouch!
I use Tiger Balm Red for sore muscles after slinging around concrete (my latest occupation) or training with my Guardian Angels. That, and Arnica cream, will cure all that ails ya, guaranteed! And as you say, to be used sparingly else nasty consequences!
The Tiger Balm linament, tho’, is a real treat: it is a clear oil, and it comes in a really KEWL hexagonal glass bottle that allows ONE DROP out at a time. Three drops only is more than plenty for a foot-bath! Use with Epsom Salts: ideal if you spend much time on your feet.
(Ought to be Standard Issue to the Troops: one tiny bottle lasts forever, and would be just what the doctor ordered after a hard day’s Patrol.)
Has the added advantage of making your boots, sox, and sneakers smell minty-fresh for days: no doubt by killing off all the greeblies that would otherwise cause them to stink.
Remember the Hare Krishnas? These guys were the masters of airport proselytization and all done under the guise of "freedom of speech". Times were different then, Americans were free to object to a pack of filthy unkempt hippies conducting their religious rituals and hitting you up for cash in a public airport without the fear of being labled a hateful bigot or a "Hare Krishnaphobe", alas but times have changed.
Exit Hare Krishna, enter Islam. Now that the hippies have all but left the airport concourses the Somali cab drivers have taken their place and entered the airport toilets. Now while you are sitting there attempting to relieve yourself, you can listen to a filthy unkempt Somali cab driver conduct his religious rituals. Object to this intrusion and you risk being labeled a hateful bigot or an Islamaphobe. My how times have changed.
Conservative Beach Girl reports that Sky Harbor International Airport in Phoenix is the latest airport in the United States to capitulate to Muslim religious demands. This time though it isn't the cab drivers who pay for the additions required to ensure that the restrooms comply with Islamic jurisprudence, but the airport passengers who will be forced to pay.
The story on Kansas City's prior capitulation might have caused a minor uproar, but the Islamization of America and the dhimmitude of the nation's people continues unabated and fueled by America's ongoing "conflict of conscience" in dealing with the political and sociological aspects of an political ideology that is enshrined and cloaked in nothing more than a facade of religion. It is the inability to filet the political aspects from the religion that will eventually lead to the bloody internal conflicts America will face in dealing with this "war of cultures" in the months and years ahead.
Read carefully what Ahmed Tharwat the host of Belahdan, an Arab-American television show (also funded by American taxpayers) has to say on the issue.
"...Moslems may complain about a lot of issues, but I do not think they complain nearly enough about their daily torture at public bathrooms, where they provide you with condoms as an incentive for casual clean sex but are severely under equipped for a thorough washing... Water is the essential element for a thorough cleaning—toilet paper will not suffice. You can say all you want about Muslims, but when it comes to the cultural issues of washing and personal hygiene requirements, we are very meticulous, especially with bathroom rituals...[sic]"
There you have it, the subtle sophistry of the Muslim demands that highlights the dichotomy between the clean and the unclean, the Muslim and the infidel.
Emboldened by our nations' collective "conflict of conscience" and our impotence brought on by political correctness, a haughty and pompous Mr. Ahmed Tharwat and his co-religionists are ever too eager to educate and indoctrinate the filthy Western infidels on the hygienic benefits of Islamic cleansing rituals and in the process hopefully gain a few converts. You don't need to visit a mosque now to learn about Islam now, just visit the restrooms at the Minneapolis and Phoenix airports.
Not only does our nation encourage the dualistic dogma proselytized by Mr. Ahmed Tharwat and his co-religionists by our kowtowing to this endless stream of "demands", but now we pay for it as well.
I never thought I would live to see the day when Americans would become so desirous of somehow breaching the cultural chasm that divides the Muslim world and the Western world that they would willingly sacrifice their own convictions and ardent beliefs on the altar of political correctness.
Is there really any hope this time for a people who have been silenced by political correctness and who live in fear of being labled an Islamophobe should they dare to question the subversion of their own culture and nation?
After reading your hyperlinks, it occured to me that some colleges will probably try to get these next. I wonder how well the Muzzies will like a unisex footwashing basin?
The airport in Málaga, Spain used to have those old fashioned urinals that went down to the floor. I was somewhat taken aback when I saw on old Arab sitting on the floor, washing his feet in the urinal. He was doing this despite other men in the room using the urinals for their intended purpose. Evidently, he needed ablution really bad.
Yes. You get them in two flavours, the red and the white.
I use them to clear congested noses. A little dab on a cloth handkerchief and you can take whiffs throughout the day.
It was this one time that I applied it directly onto my nose, when I discovered that it becomes much more effective at fighting congestion. Then, I applied some more, and even more, and the next day, I woke up with a red line on my nose. The subsequent day, the skin fell off. Nothing drastic, it was just like lifting off a very, very thin, dry scab. No marks, but it did have a tingling sensation for a while. Ever since, I go very easy on it with sensitive skin.
The smell and feel is quite refreshing, and I guess that’s how it works, by distracting your mind from the aches.
Pour les Midgets!
> The airport in Málaga, Spain used to have those old fashioned urinals that went down to the floor. I was somewhat taken aback when I saw on old Arab sitting on the floor, washing his feet in the urinal. He was doing this despite other men in the room using the urinals for their intended purpose. Evidently, he needed ablution really bad.
Either that or he had a bad case of Athlete’s Foot. Urine is a well-known and extremely effective treatment for this and other fungal infections. True.
Soap, Dettol, tiger balm and toothpaste. All the toiletry I’d ever need.
They won't and shortly afterwards you are going to have to pay to have them installed for Muslim females as well. You won't be able to refuse then, because you will have already submitted to their initial demands.
If you refuse, you will be accused of discrimination against Muslim females and rightly so.
But this is only the first step FRiends. There is a long list of demands that have been categorized to be fully implemented by the year 2020.
Some of the demands will seem innocuous to you and you will be eager to accommodate them. And example will be that children's stories and books in schools cannot mention pigs because it offensive to Muslims etc. "The Three Little Pigs"
Later that seemingly benign request (demand) will be taken further to include that no pork can be served in public schools.
So far Americans and Europeans have taken to their impending dhimmitude like a duck to water.
This is beyond the pail as usual....I like to watch the “collective left” spread their butt cheeks as far apart as they can and insert their pea brains......
I wonder if John Madden could do the ads, "Quick actin' Urinectin!
Don’t hurt the pig!!!!!! lol
That’s disgusting, considering the vigor the ACLU chases after anything with the most remote Christian connection.
Isn’t there anyone else to take this on? The state should not be paying for people’s religious preparations.
The university should be forced to install mikvahs for Jews and baptismal fonts for Christians.
Charles Johnson carries story at Little Green Footballs: http://littlegreenfootballs.com/weblog/?entry=25897&only&rss
I demand equal treatment. Install a Holy Water Font.
Tell them to use the showers in the school gym that is what they were intended for. Or heaven forbid they could use their own bathroom in their own dorm..... Nah that would make to much sense.
Amazingly how quickly the left surrenders to muslims, yet will fight tooth and nail over Christmas displays and manger scenes.
Strictly in the interest of historical accuracy...
We had a muzzie in our building two years ago, he would would do his business in the jon, then not use the toilet paper but waddle with his pants down to his ankles to the sink and then hop up and sit on the sink edge with his butt hanging over while he washed it. He would also get ready for prayer by going in to the lav and stand in the sink to wash his feet. They finally got rid of him after many many people complained. These people are a health hazzard to everyone that has to be near them.
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