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“Daddy, What Causes Global Warming?”
Political Mavens/Jewish World Review ^ | June 17, 2007

Posted on 06/19/2007 4:09:33 AM PDT by theothercheek

According to The Washington Post fatherhood means never having to say, "I don’t know."

In what is surely an odd homage to fathers - published during the one week-end of the year children give them tokens of gratitude for not going out for a drive and never coming back, gambling away the grocery money, or making the entire family go without toilet paper – the WaPo follows Boston-based writer Doug Hardy and his son, Andrei, 12, as they traipse through the National Air and Space Museum.

Andrei asks his father what the disks on a heat shield are made of; dear old Dad unhesitatingly - and incorrectly - answers, "steel." The WaPo tsktsks:

If it didn't occur to Hardy to say, "I don't know," he's not alone. The phenomenon of the "know-it-all dad" is a familiar one to the docents, curators and keepers of America's museums and zoos. …

"Now that I think about it, I guess I make up stuff all the time," he said. Only a few days earlier, at the Vietnam Veterans Memorial, Andrei had asked how bronze statues were made. Hardy finessed an explanation based on half-remembered notions of wax molds and plaster.

"It was a total BS moment," Hardy said. "But you've got to be the guy who has the answers, right? It's a habit. What should I say, that I'm 51 years old and I used to know this 20 years ago? That's not much of an answer."

The gene that prevents a man from admitting he doesn’t know the answer to every question must reside on the Y chromosome right alongside the gene that prevents him from asking directions instead of driving around in circles, the price of gasoline be damned. Nonetheless, poor Andrei is more likely to get more misinformation in school – and about far more consequential matters than what a space capsule’s heat shields are made from – than from his Dad.

For instance, global warming is being taught as scientific fact in schools, with mandatory showings of Al Gore’s PowerPoint Presentation-cum-movie to inculcate young, impressionable minds in what is becoming a secular article of faith. Never mind that many scientists think global warming is a hoax. Or that many parents object to Gore having the last – really the only – word on the subject.

Fortunately, some students, such as Kristen Byrnes of Portland, ME, refuse to swallow Gore’s global warming propaganda whole. As a project for her Honors Earth Science class, Byrnes, 15, challenges the "sloppy science" on which Gore’s untenable truths are based on her Web site, "Ponder the Maunder." One blogger, The Anchoress, is pushing for Gore to debate Byrnes on global warming. Should this debate ever occur, The Stiletto hopes someone films it so that schoolchildren can learn the real truth about global warming.

[Editorial Note: To "maunder" means to talk incoherently or aimlessly. Coincidentally, Maunder is also the surname of a British astronomer who studied sunspots; a growing body of evidence suggests that cyclical solar activity is the main cause of global warming.]


TOPICS: Culture/Society; Editorial; News/Current Events
KEYWORDS: algore; globalwarming; thestiletto; thestilettoblog
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1 posted on 06/19/2007 4:09:36 AM PDT by theothercheek
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To: theothercheek
“Daddy, What Causes Global Warming?”

That's easy kid. The communists, Algore and the socialist media create/created global warming.

2 posted on 06/19/2007 4:14:30 AM PDT by johnny7 ("But that one on the far left... he had crazy eyes")
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To: Beowulf

ping


3 posted on 06/19/2007 4:15:52 AM PDT by steelyourfaith
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To: theothercheek; Killing Time; Beowulf; Mr. Peabody; RW_Whacko; honolulugal; SideoutFred; Ole Okie; ..


FReepmail me to get on or off
Click on POGW graphic for full GW rundown
Dr. John Ray's
GREENIE WATCH


Sad state of things...
4 posted on 06/19/2007 4:16:58 AM PDT by xcamel ("It's Thompson Time!")
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To: theothercheek
“Daddy, What Causes Global Warming?”

"Son, it's the sun."
5 posted on 06/19/2007 4:18:18 AM PDT by aruanan
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To: theothercheek
Global Warming is caused by, open borders, abortion clinics, gay marriage, and islamofacism. Oh and also welfare.

Be grateful that conservatives are doing the most to curtail this global menace.

6 posted on 06/19/2007 4:19:45 AM PDT by HEY4QDEMS (Sarchasm: The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the person who doesn't get it.)
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To: theothercheek

Answer..AlGore’s “special” dreams ...(would be more specific but not in answering a young child).


7 posted on 06/19/2007 4:30:43 AM PDT by rod1 (uake)
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To: rod1

Discretion is the better part of valor, as they say ...


8 posted on 06/19/2007 4:32:42 AM PDT by theothercheek ("Unless we stand for something, we shall fall for anything." - U.S. Senate Chaplain Peter Marshall)
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To: johnny7
When Al Gore was running for President, I so much enjoyed the frequent posts of his academic record. I don't remember all ot them, but these factoids stuck in my memory:

  1. Flunked out of law school.
  2. Flunked out of divinity school. (How do you do that?)
  3. Finally graduated with a degree in political science.
  4. Promptly used his family connections to get a job as a newspaper writer, a feat many English and Journalism majors never acheived.
  5. Lasted less than two years as said job.

And this is the "genuis" who invented the internet and gets to lecture us all on pseudo-science!
9 posted on 06/19/2007 4:41:53 AM PDT by Vigilanteman (Are there any men left in Washington? Or are there only cowards? Ahmad Shah Massoud)
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To: Vigilanteman
# Flunked out of divinity school. (How do you do that?)

When you try to convince everyone that the one true God is actually the "government".

10 posted on 06/19/2007 4:47:20 AM PDT by raybbr (You think it's bad now - wait till the anchor babies start to vote.)
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To: raybbr

Seems to me he’s started his own religion with all this global warming stuff.


11 posted on 06/19/2007 4:50:10 AM PDT by theothercheek ("Unless we stand for something, we shall fall for anything." - U.S. Senate Chaplain Peter Marshall)
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To: theothercheek

“Daddy, What Causes Global Warming?”

PULL MY FINGER....


12 posted on 06/19/2007 4:50:53 AM PDT by BubbaJunebug
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To: BubbaJunebug

LOL! Bet no one tops this ...


13 posted on 06/19/2007 5:07:35 AM PDT by theothercheek ("Unless we stand for something, we shall fall for anything." - U.S. Senate Chaplain Peter Marshall)
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To: theothercheek

see tag line


14 posted on 06/19/2007 5:12:46 AM PDT by MrEdd (L. Ron Gore creator of "Fry-n-tology" the global warming religion.)
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To: MrEdd

LOL, again. Do I hafta choose between you two?


15 posted on 06/19/2007 5:20:05 AM PDT by theothercheek ("Unless we stand for something, we shall fall for anything." - U.S. Senate Chaplain Peter Marshall)
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To: theothercheek


It was a perfect match.

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16 posted on 06/19/2007 5:20:35 AM PDT by OESY
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To: OESY

Gee, I wonder what Gore ate that made him do that? Boy, you guys are starting my day off right - I’ve been laughing my (first picture in your post) off.


17 posted on 06/19/2007 5:29:34 AM PDT by theothercheek ("Unless we stand for something, we shall fall for anything." - U.S. Senate Chaplain Peter Marshall)
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To: johnny7

Q: What do Al Gore and Prosecutor Nifong have in common?

A: They have both made bold accusations while ignoring relevant evidence to the contrary, for their personal gain and without regard to the costs upon others.

Surprisingly, Nifong is now facing the music. Will Gore?

Gore states that those who don’t agree with him are akin to war criminals. Yet he and his climate change zealots are effectively waging jihad on civilization. If/when he is proven wrong, with billions of dollars wasted and lives needlessly lost, will he be treated thusly?


18 posted on 06/19/2007 5:39:08 AM PDT by frankbacon
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To: frankbacon

Gore’s a media creation... no different than Cindy Sheehan, Al Sharpton or Valerie Plame. They are promoted soley for their single issues and how they relate to an overall agenda.. sn agenda driven by American, Marxist socialists.


19 posted on 06/19/2007 5:52:52 AM PDT by johnny7 ("But that one on the far left... he had crazy eyes")
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To: theothercheek
Sadly our public schools are doing much to perpetrate the fraud of global warming. Few teachers particularly in primary schools have any serious training in science. I have watched elementary education majors struggle in the only science course they are required to take at the college where I work. Most of these students barely grasp basic principles of physics and chemistry let alone anything more complex.

Science in secondary schools isn't much better and relatively few teachers of course like Chemistry or Physics actually have academic college majors in these subjects.

Lastly, school administrators, who are equally science ignorant, push a politically correct curriculum. Textbook publishers respond by providing textbooks devoid of hard science and full of the feel good save the earth claptrap that pleases school administrators.

No wonder global warming is seen as gospel by a whole lot of young people and their parents.

20 posted on 06/19/2007 6:25:22 AM PDT by The Great RJ ("Mir we bleiwen wat mir sin" or "We want to remain what we are." ..Luxembourg motto)
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