1 posted on
06/21/2007 10:34:10 AM PDT by
TejanoJim
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To: TejanoJim
“I shot an illegal in my pajamas last night. How he got there I’’ll never know.”
Apologies to Groucho.
2 posted on
06/21/2007 10:35:12 AM PDT by
RexBeach
(Americans never quit. -Douglas MacArthur)
To: TejanoJim
To: TejanoJim
how did they get in? did he leave his doors unlocked?
4 posted on
06/21/2007 10:35:41 AM PDT by
camle
(keep your mind open and somebody will fill it full of something for you)
To: TejanoJim
He says the group talked funny and used a different Spanish. Maybe it was that Middle Eastern type of Spanish?
To: TejanoJim
Reminds me of the McCarthy era where Communists were hiding everywhere.
6 posted on
06/21/2007 10:36:52 AM PDT by
CholeraJoe
(I shot the Sheriff, but I did not shoot the debutante.)
To: TejanoJim
He says the group talked funny and used a different Spanish. Hopefully not Spanish with a heavy Arabic accent.
7 posted on
06/21/2007 10:37:25 AM PDT by
Mr. Mojo
(There are four types of homicide: felonious, accidental, justifiable, and praiseworthy)
To: TejanoJim
When I turn on the kitchen light I have to be quick to swat a few illegals before they run under the fridge.
10 posted on
06/21/2007 10:39:24 AM PDT by
Dumpster Baby
("Hope somebody finds me before the rats do .....")
To: TejanoJim
Ten to one “Emilio” is illegal, too, and that’s why he doesn’t want to be identified.
11 posted on
06/21/2007 10:39:45 AM PDT by
Nea Wood
(I'm not a bad Christian because I refuse to join you in giving other people's stuff away.)
To: TejanoJim
Good thing nobody notified El Jorge or most of the Senate.
They would have demanded that he be put on the deed.
13 posted on
06/21/2007 10:40:08 AM PDT by
bill1952
("All that we do is done with an eye towards something else.")
To: TejanoJim
Has the homeowner been arrested for a hate crime yet?
To: TejanoJim
‘That’s when Emilio got out his bedroom and found the people. “They were trying to hide and the helicopter was flying on top,”
Who writes this stuff?
15 posted on
06/21/2007 10:40:30 AM PDT by
Leg Olam
(Four out of five voices in my head say, 'Go for it!')
To: TejanoJim
""I got scared of the guy with a lot of tattoos," he says." Just the typical hard working church going mexican sneaking into America to do the job Americans don't want to do- such as smuggling and pushing drugs, raping and murdering women, stealing and chopping cars...
To: TejanoJim
Wait a minute, the guy was willing to wash the dishes and reshingle the roof. Doesn’t he have a right to be in that guys house?
19 posted on
06/21/2007 10:42:45 AM PDT by
domenad
(In all things, in all ways, at all times, let honor guide me.)
To: TejanoJim
Just some “Undocumented Americans” according to Senate Democratic Majority Leader Harry Reid. I’m sure Jorge Boosh, Juan McCainez and Lindsey Grahamnesty would’ve made them some lunch and made them feel at home, had it been their house....
Just say NO to Illegal Alien Amnesty!! Keep calling!! It’s NOT OVER!!
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21 posted on
06/21/2007 10:43:13 AM PDT by
2ndDivisionVet
(Fred Thompson/John Bolton 2008)
To: rockabyebaby
To: TejanoJim
“A homeowner found a group of illegals in his kitchen.”
It wasn’t “his” kitchen. It actually belonged to a long dead Mexican whose land was illegally swiped by the U.S. in the Mexican War. The Mexicans were merely reoccupying Mexican Territory. (SARCASM)
24 posted on
06/21/2007 10:45:29 AM PDT by
ZULU
(Non nobis, non nobis Domine, sed nomini tuo da gloriam. God, guts and guns made America great.)
To: TejanoJim
"One of them ran over and tried to hide in my sister's room," says the man, who didn't want to be identified
If all the names to pick, why did they call him Emilio ?
So, what does "Emilio" have to hide ?
25 posted on
06/21/2007 10:46:20 AM PDT by
stylin19a
(Since bad golf shots come in groups of 3, a 4th bad shot is the start of the next group of 3)
To: TejanoJim
“Man finds illegals inside his kitchen”
I bet atleast half of the restaurant owners in major cities can say that.
27 posted on
06/21/2007 10:47:26 AM PDT by
DancesWithBolsheviks
(Demands, marches and media sob stories diminish my compassion.)
To: TejanoJim
Just living in the kitchens Americans won’t live in.
28 posted on
06/21/2007 10:47:44 AM PDT by
Larry Lucido
(Duncan Hunter 2008)
To: TejanoJim
Just trying to get in on the Gringo Gravy Train...
Who is this gringo called “swimmer” and where do I sign up?
29 posted on
06/21/2007 10:47:57 AM PDT by
cryptotech
(Remember the Alamo - Remember Goliad)
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