Tiger Woods: I Wanna Be a Ranger

American Forces Press Service via North Shore Journal ^ | 7/6/07 | John Kruzel

[Safetgiver]

Tiger stays out the sand traps!

[PurpleMan]

I dunno about Kelly. I do know that he went - for Thanksgiving.
Story: http://www.jsonline.com/story/index.aspx?id=537502

However, doing good is doing good. That being said, giving away 50,000 tickets at $35 a piece is only $1.75M. Being that cynical me thinks that even if he paid for them all, since Tiger’s net worth is over $80 million, it’s like me dropping a fiver in the homeless guy’s hat.

[Archie Bunker on steroids]

but I'll bet the farm that you never see Tiger fail a drug test.

You're correct, the PGA would not risk losing it's cash cow....plus HGH is undetectable.

[photodawg]

Let us all bow down at the altar of the great and omnipotent Tiger Woods.

‘’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’

Sound like a “hater” to me. Have you ever played golf?). Or are you just from the Nicklaus, Palmer, Player, Trevino era and wallowing in the past.(smile)I thank God for Tiger Woods every time I see him hit a golf ball.

[stevio]

Bump.

[dmz]

Let us all bow down at the altar of the great and omnipotent Tiger Woods.

LOL. Can't break 120, can you?

What is your issue with Tiger?

[PurpleMan]

I am cut to the quick with such an insightful repartee.

[Slim Pickens]

Why is he a dope? Or were you calling me a dope? You're entire post was written in one syllable words, is that all you can handle??

Anyway, you're post was very intelligent and informative. Thanks, no really, thanks...

[Thermalseeker]

How I love to hate that game...

Pasture pool......

[photodawg]

Tiger Woods and Barry Bonds on TV, and steroids immediately came to mind.
‘’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’

You are an idiot! No one in sports works harder than Woods on physical conditioning. Read this months Men’s fitness magazine to analyze his workout. Steroids would be a hindrance in golf. Its four days of marathon exhaustion and mental fatigue. Roid rage would get in the way of the complete mental and physical composure and control necessary to chase that little white ball and put it in a 4 inch cup for four straight days. Woods just grew from a young boy to a mature man before our eyes

[tillacum]

That’s ok king of the ant hill, we still luv you.

[Puppage]

You and I could practice all day long. We could get better, even “real good.” But we ain’t never gonna be Tiger

My dream!!! You've killed my dream!!

[bankwalker]

He's an athlete, not a performer.

Professional athletes ARE performers.

[Ladysmith]

Love it!

[Slim Pickens]

I read that article too- he's a true physical specimen. No way is he on 'roids.

I was at the US Open this year, I actually feel special that I was able to stand 10 feet away from him...

[RockinRight]

Whoops...wrong Ranger.

[Slim Pickens]

I agree, but I meant he's not a performer in the sense that he's going to perform on stage, etc.

Unless he does that cool bouncing the ball on the club face trick that he did in the Buick commercial...I'd pay to watch that...

[Slim Pickens]

LOL!

[Eric in the Ozarks]

A good walk ruined.

[Archie Bunker on steroids]

I can hear you making that same argument for 90% of our NFL atheletes, a third of the baseball players and atheletes from an assortment of other sports......basketball, track, tennis, cycling etc....mismanaged roid use can alter your temperment. Tiger is professionally maanged.

HE is also a hell of an athelete(Dunk a basketball standing still)