[Congressman Billybob]

Except for the severed pigs heads and the admission to Oxford, this will be Paris Hilton's obituary when and if she reaches the age of 44. Well, perhaps he was a bit better dressed and prettier than her, but it's close.

Congressman Billybob

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[AZLiberty]

Or, perhaps you could say Count von Bismarck was Paris Hilton in drag.