There once was a star, Leonardo
With good looks but the brains of a 'tard-o
He sure thinks he's all that
But he's just a moonbat
Hanging out with Al-Gore-tub-o-lardo
There once was a star, Leonardo
With good looks but the brains of a 'tard-o
He sure thinks he's all that
But he's just a moonbat
Hanging out with Al-Gore-tub-o-lardo
LOL. Love it.
True story: I was visiting my daughter in L.A. a couple years back and we were hitting some clubs with a few of her college age friends. At one point this retarded clod came clomping by with spastic, flat-footed steps, followed by a bunch of clowns carrying cameras. The girls told me it was Leonardo running from the paparazzi. It cracked me up.
Your limerick is outstanding. And what an appropriate way to ridicule twits like the ‘tard-o and the tub-o-lardo. If only they had a concert in Lahore—the possibilities would be “earth” shattering.