CORZINE SUV AIDE TRANSFERRED (Dem's "intellectual valet" got "too close")

NY POST ^ | July 9, 2007 | PAGE SIX

[Liz]

The aide to NJ Gov. Jon Corzine---with him April 12 when he was seriously injured in a car crash---was suddenly reassigned because the two had become "too close".........

[Liz]

The juicy Page Six gossip also reveals that the Dem Gov WAS NOT in the SUV's front seat when it crashed----he and the babe were, ah, sitting (?) in the middle seat.

The injured Dem was actually found in THE REAR of the SUV when police arrived at the scene...........which was not reported at the time (heh).

Took so long to get the Dim out of the wreckage. Probably the poor guy's clothes were, ah, in disarray.

Now this is just a guess, of course (titter), but knowing about the Dim governor's exensive love life, I just hope the Dim governor was not found in flagrante delicto.

[TommyDale]

Seems New Jersey Governors have certain tendencies to “get close” to the male staffers, doesn’t it? LOL!

[Piquaboy]

She must be really hard up for her to come to this.

[JimVT]

he and the babe were, ah, sitting (?) in the middle seat.

Uhmmmmmmm....I didn't read anything about 'foreign objects' anywhere!

[DeusExMachina05]

No seat belt, pretty girl in the SUV...hmmmmmm.

[Don Corleone]

Seems New Jersey Governors have certain tendencies to “get close” to the male staffers, doesn’t it? LOL!

Learned it from an old Chicago Mayor. /snick

[rightwingintelligentsia]

Samantha Gordon, a "tall and attractive" 25-year-old, worked for a year as an "intellectual valet" to the governor, traveling with him wherever and whenever he went

Perhaps, but in this case it was a female staffer.

[Oberon]

Well, at least it was a girl.

[TommyDale]

My mistake. I was thinking of the initial reports that the driver was speeding, and all they said was that Corzine was in the middle seat, with no seat belt. I just assumed he was like McGreevey. ;-)

[samtheman]

I live in the Peoples Democratic Republic of New Jersey and I saw our Great and All-Knowing Comrade-Leader Corzine on the People’s Television News the other day and he was apologizing for not wearing a seat belt, but didn’t mention anything about the speed his vehicle was traveling that day. But I understand. Endangering the lives of the proletariat — who are completely expendable compared to the valuable time the Comrade-Leader needs to save on the road — is totally understandable.

[ken5050]

No pic of Samantha?

THIS THREAD IS WORTHLESS WITHOUT PICS!!!!

[ken5050]

No pic of Samantha?

THIS THREAD IS WORTHLESS WITHOUT PICS!!!!

[Galtoid]

It is appalling that the press covered this up for so many months. Typical Democrats: protect those in power at all costs, and to hell with what the taxpayers need to know. Corzine will of course go unscathed because he’s a Democrat. If a Republican had been caught doing the same thing, all hell would break loose. GGGRRRR.

[Neverforget01]

Ironically, Corzine was speeding to meet with the Rutgers basketball team to see Imus apologize for insulting comments. Meanwhile, the 60 year old governor is hitting on his 25 year old “intellectual valet.” How much of an intellectual can this 25 year old be unless she’s setting the sleaze-ball up?

[geezerwheezer]

So now they’re called “intellectual valets.” Dang it, what ever happened to “sweet thang” and stuff like that?

[Virginia Ridgerunner]

Then, two weeks ago, she was told by Corzine's lawyer, Nancy Dunlap - who normally doesn't handle staffers and is known as Corzine's "enforcer" - that she was being transferred to a different job.

Gordon wasn't given any reason for her transfer, and when she protested to Corzine personally, he said, "It's out of my hands," according to our source.

You know what they say about a woman scorned...now this scorned woman is blabbing to the press about their "closeness." What a putz Corzine is!

[Brilliant]

Has anyone else noticed that it’s hard to have sex while wearing a seatbelt?

[cajungirl]

I can’t believe nobody noticed the gem in the article.

About Hillary Clinton and her “body person”, her close aide and scheduler.

Man, you all are slipping. I never heard of the woman, googled her and she is very interesting.

[Liz]

I saw our Great and All-Knowing Comrade-Leader Corzine on the People’s Television News---he was apologizing for not wearing a seat belt.......endangering the lives of the proletariat — who are completely expendable compared to the valuable time the Comrade-Leader needs to save on the road — is totally understandable.

I'm glad you were astute enough to see it his way (/sarc).

[Liz]

V-e-r-y understandable assumption...........and, who knows, there coulda been a couple boys in the SUV’s holding compartment.