Hey my religion .... which I just invented this morning ... requires me to worship by drinking beer and watching TV during working hours.
Dude, I didn’t know there were other fellow believers here on FR! Welcome to the Religion!! (In my sect, we also allow Vodka, Tequila or mixed drinks instead of beer as part of the holy sacrament). But nobody is allowed to watch CNN, WE, Oxygen or Lifetime while drinking during prayer time.
Yours is a very rigorous religion - mine tells me to take naps between beers.
My Brother!
You didn’t really “invent” it, you simply came into enlightenment.
The Holy Season is almost upon us now that training camps are starting.