Ahh, we’re back to Granny Noonan, porch rocker.
Oh and Peggy...dear, marvelous, old Aunt Peggy...if you can’t shut down a salesperson, maybe they know who you are. Try the OTHER Garbo tactic. Call yourself Harriet Brown and dress like you’re not somebody.
And what are you doing in Macy*s, anyway? Did you lose a hard-to-explain job and turn in your Bergdorf charge plate?
(For you younguns, a charge plate is what we used before plastic credit cards.)