Also, blonide, discussing computer security isn’t against the law.
Of course, she probably stands in awe of people who can use Excel, so this rant is probably wasted. :p
She probably hasn't dealt with nerds since high school, and thought that she could still "smile and toss my hair" out of any situation.
Fair guess says she called her preppiest girlfriends to go out for drinks that evening, and that made it all better....