[battlegearboat]

"Did your girlfriend leave you?"

I had to stone her to death for not being respectful of my goat and showing a knuckle in public.

"Who's the knucklehead now, beeotch?"

[B4Ranch]

Glad you were able to stare her down.

From goats to camels is quite a step up. Will you be regarded as one of the higher ups now?

[Colorado Cowgirl]

Isn't it nice to have the freedom of religion, so you can pray when and where you please. Not to some moon god, dreamed up by 7th century pedophile who wants to turn Heaven into whorehouse.