Commission for the Promotion of Virtue and Prevention of ViceYou think our leftist environmentalists don't want to set up one of these? They might call it something a little different, and they might go after different "crimes", but they definitely want to define a code of leftist virtue in the prevention of anti-leftist vice. And once they get a Hitlery for President, they just might get their chance.
The Department of Peace. Kookcinich already came up with it.