[LouAvul]

What is wrong with the West? We honestly think that if we give these mooseSlime savages a big sloppy kiss and sing, "We are the world" that they're going to like us?

They have one of two options. Convert all nonMooseSlime or die trying.

[SIDENET]

and sing, "We are the world" that they're going to like us?

If that doesn't work, there's always the "I'd like teach the world to sing" crap from the old Coke commercial.