Yeah, Fred sucks. That clinches it, I’m going to find the stiffest and stodgiest congressman that nobody ever heard of and support him for president. Hopefully, it’ll be a guy who has a lousy attendance record, who drones on about building walls, and votes to fund as many teapot museums as he can.
I think it would also help this congressman’s cause if his supporters were the most ornery, unappeasable, moonbats we could find.
Once I’ve found such a man to support, I can blame the dastardly MSM for not covering his campaign enough. When I’m not doing that, I can tell people who support other candidates that it’s their fault that mine isn’t doing well, because they won’t support my guy.
Thank you for convincing me! I’ve seen the light!
Don’t forget this requirement: That stodgy candidate must run a very poor, almost non-existent campaign, so that he’s at about 1% in the polls.
I didn’t say he sucks I’m only suggesting that he’s one more RINO.