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Bush Mulls Bin Laden Offer to Convert to Islam
Scrappleface ^
| Scott Ott
Posted on 09/07/2007 2:18:21 PM PDT by Sub-Driver
Bush Mulls Bin Laden Offer to Convert to Islam
by Scott Ott
(2007-09-07) — Just hours after the release of al Qaeda leader Usama bin Laden’s latest video message inviting all Americans to convert to Islam, U.S. President George said he would “seriously consider the offer, because it sure would simplify the war in Iraq.”
“If I convert to Islam and order all of our troops to do the same,” said Mr. Bush, “we can stay in Iraq indefinitely, drop the restrictive rules of engagement, save a lot of money by using cheap, unguided bombs, clear neighborhoods flat out, blow up mosques with impunity and still go to heaven — not to mention that I’d get more favorable coverage from the U.S. news media.”
The president added that he might convert to Islam just to “find out what it’s like to be a man who wears a dress and a bonnet and dyes his hair like a girl.”
TOPICS: Political Humor/Cartoons
KEYWORDS: binladen; bush; scrappleface; sixthanniversary; videotape
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snicker..
check the source folks.......
To: Sub-Driver
ROFLMAO, this top-ten material for Scott.
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posted on
09/07/2007 2:21:28 PM PDT
by
lesser_satan
(FRED THOMPSON '08)
To: Sub-Driver
Great post!
Thanks for sharing!
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posted on
09/07/2007 2:22:44 PM PDT
by
MarineDad
(Whenever mosques and JDAM's meet, civilization benefits.)
To: Sub-Driver
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posted on
09/07/2007 2:23:38 PM PDT
by
Philistone
(Your existence as a non-believer offends the Prophet(MPBUH).)
To: Sub-Driver
check the source folks....... Whew, for a minute there I thought the President was really considering it.
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posted on
09/07/2007 2:23:45 PM PDT
by
Mr. Mojo
("Hidin' in a corner ...of New York City, lookin' down a .44 in West Virginy")
To: Sub-Driver
Ott has a good point our whole ROA would change...
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posted on
09/07/2007 2:24:13 PM PDT
by
EBH
To: Sub-Driver
Maybe the best ever! Awesome!
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posted on
09/07/2007 2:24:53 PM PDT
by
normy
(Don't hit at all if it is honorably possible to avoid hitting; but never hit soft.)
To: Sub-Driver
Maybe the best ever! Awesome!
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posted on
09/07/2007 2:25:08 PM PDT
by
normy
(Don't hit at all if it is honorably possible to avoid hitting; but never hit soft.)
To: Sub-Driver
The president added that he might convert to Islam just to “find out what it’s like to be a man who wears a dress and a bonnet and dyes his hair like a girl.” (This is too easy...)
Or he could just ask Rudy. ;^)
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posted on
09/07/2007 2:26:36 PM PDT
by
Shelayne
(I will continue to pray for President Bush and my country, as I am commanded to do by my Lord.)
To: Sub-Driver
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posted on
09/07/2007 2:26:56 PM PDT
by
skinkinthegrass
(just b/c your paranoid, doesn't mean they're NOT out to get you....run, Fred, run. :^)
To: Sub-Driver
Jorge Bush will not convert to Islam.
I’m not so sure he hasn’t already converted to Mexican though.
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posted on
09/07/2007 2:28:57 PM PDT
by
43north
(I hope we are around long enough to become a layer in the rocks of the future.)
To: Sub-Driver
LOL! Good stuff. Laura might not like the 72 virgins thingy though.
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posted on
09/07/2007 2:30:23 PM PDT
by
saganite
(Billions and billions and billions----and that's just the NASA budget!)
To: 43north
Where there is a mexican, there is mexico....
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posted on
09/07/2007 2:30:55 PM PDT
by
The Forgotten Man
(He works, he votes, generally he prays--but he always pays....)
To: Sub-Driver
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posted on
09/07/2007 2:31:31 PM PDT
by
RDTF
(Republicans believe every day is July 4th, but Democrats believe every day is April 15th. - Reagan)
To: Sub-Driver
“we can stay in Iraq indefinitely, drop the restrictive rules of engagement, save a lot of money by using cheap, unguided bombs, clear neighborhoods flat out, blow up mosques with impunity This is pure gold. **two thumbs up**
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posted on
09/07/2007 2:31:52 PM PDT
by
Shelayne
(I will continue to pray for President Bush and my country, as I am commanded to do by my Lord.)
To: skinkinthegrass
What’s to zot? This is almost as funny as Camel-Breath Ben Lyin’ expecting Rosie O’Dumbell to start wearing a burka!
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posted on
09/07/2007 2:35:09 PM PDT
by
ssaftler
(Which Al is more deadly: Al Qaeda or Al Gore?)
To: Sub-Driver
Hehe, gotta love Scott Ott!
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posted on
09/07/2007 2:35:26 PM PDT
by
andyk
(Go Matt Kenseth!)
To: Sub-Driver
Bushmills? Thats a whiskey brand from Northern Ireland.
Since when is it imbibed mulled like wine?
And for heaven sakes , Bin Laden as a Muslim terrorist with a near fatal kidney condition who needs weekly dialysis treatment would never drink whiskey.
What a lot of blather!
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posted on
09/07/2007 2:35:29 PM PDT
by
Candor7
(http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Baghdad_(1258))
To: Sub-Driver
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posted on
09/07/2007 2:37:10 PM PDT
by
sageb1
(This is the Final Crusade. There are only 2 sides. Pick one.)
To: Sub-Driver
“The president added that he might convert to Islam just to “find out what it’s like to be a man who wears a dress and a bonnet and dyes his hair like a girl.”
Somehow that statement from the POTUS, even if it is made in jest, doesn’t strike me funny at all considering the many Americans that have already converted to Islam and who actually have become a liability to the country.
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posted on
09/07/2007 2:47:32 PM PDT
by
353FMG
(Government is the opiate of the people.)
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