A tape from the place he now abides.
The scene: a face appears from heavy smoke and flames... the face begins to speak..
PLEASE HELP ME.... My name is Achmed. I am in flames. This is not the brothel I was promised by the false prophet, Mohammed. All that can hear, be warned, Allah isn’t really god. I was deceived. I’m really sorry I was such a bad person and killed innocent people because of my lust for blood. But it’s too late. I should have listened to those that told me that Jesus Christ was the way and the truth. But alas, the divide us too great now and my tongue begs for a drop of water... woe is me, woe is me....
...fades out into darkness, flames and smoke.
oops, wrong highjacker...