[chaos_5]

Thats why you should shoot them.

[PAR35]

But it swam more than 250 miles around the peninsula and arrived back at its original range after 20 days.

Are they sure it didn't just walk across the base of the peninsula? That would have been a shorter trip. Or maybe it hitchhiked.

[adorno]

Evicted Crocodiles Can Find Their Way Home

They have their own, built-in GPS: CNS - crocodile navigation system.

[RichInOC]

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[Rudder]

Scientists were astonished to find that relocated saltwater crocodiles swam up to 250 miles to return to the area where they had originally been trapped.

These astonished scientists haven't been reading the literature. The homing "instinct" has been well-established for many, many species of cold-blooded vertebrates.

[damondonion]

When you kill them they don’t come back. Pretty simple.

[Humble Servant]

That’s what happens when a bunch of pansy-assed libbruls get ahold of a bunch of gubmint (our) money, and decide that each and every oppressed reptile in Ameriker is entittled to, obligerized to recieve, and will have implanted up the orifice selected by the Wise and Unchallengeable Ones, one damn GPS unit with voice directions, no less, to outsmart and overcome anybody telling them they shouldn’t be where they are.

Shoot ‘em?

Dynamite ‘em.

[SunkenCiv]

Slow week. ;’)