Barnum was right on the money................
“Dear Ron, I was in the 99th Airborn Compuny. I was dropt on Iran and caught Sodom, but my republikan genral wuldnt let me catch Obama. We should all come home now. I was also at Gettysberg. I really am in the Army. Really. Here is my $10.00. I don’t know why the card says Mrs. on it.”