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Scientists Developed 'Gay Bomb' To Make Enemy Soldiers Stop Fighting And Make Love
Daily Mail ^ | 8th October 2007 | Daily Mail

Posted on 10/10/2007 7:24:25 AM PDT by DogByte6RER

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To: DogByte6RER

Oooh get her! Whoops!
I've got your number ducky.
You couldn't afford me, dear. Two three.
I'd scratch your eyes out.
Don't come the brigadier bit with us, dear,
We all know where you've been, you military fairy!

Whoops, don't look now girls,
The major's just minced in
With that dolly colour sergeant,
Two, three, ooh-ho!

21 posted on 10/10/2007 7:41:06 AM PDT by dfwgator (The University of Florida - Still Championship U (At least we didn't lose to Stanford))
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To: DogByte6RER
Its a parachute retarded bomb that plays disco music over load speakers while dispensing condom bomblets. The music from the "Village People" proved to be most effective for gay reaction. Anything by Melissa Ethridge has proved effective against all lesbian units.


22 posted on 10/10/2007 7:41:39 AM PDT by darkwing104 (Let's get dangerous)
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To: DogByte6RER

I saw that and found it VERY upsetting. I now get disturbing associations when I hear Johnny Cash. :P


23 posted on 10/10/2007 7:42:06 AM PDT by Calpernia (Hunters Rangers - Raising the Bar of Integrity http://www.barofintegrity.us)
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To: darkwing104

You mean they paradrop Richard Simmons?


24 posted on 10/10/2007 7:42:50 AM PDT by Calpernia (Hunters Rangers - Raising the Bar of Integrity http://www.barofintegrity.us)
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To: DogByte6RER

Scientists Developed ‘Gay Bomb’ To Make Enemy Soldiers Stop Fighting And Make Love

Isn’t it now called Miller Beer?


25 posted on 10/10/2007 7:43:35 AM PDT by JayAr36 (What good has Islam provided for the World?)
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To: Calpernia
You mean they paradrop Richard Simmons?

No self respecting loadmaster would allow him on the plane.


26 posted on 10/10/2007 7:45:46 AM PDT by darkwing104 (Let's get dangerous)
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To: darkwing104

He is so light in the loafers, he may not need a plane.


27 posted on 10/10/2007 7:50:05 AM PDT by Calpernia (Hunters Rangers - Raising the Bar of Integrity http://www.barofintegrity.us)
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To: Slings and Arrows

ping


28 posted on 10/10/2007 7:51:39 AM PDT by DogByte6RER ("Loose lips sink ships")
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To: DogByte6RER
Among this year's winners was Briton Brian Witcombe, who picked up a gong for discovering that sword swallowing's most common injury is, surprise, surprise, a sore throat.
29 posted on 10/10/2007 7:55:05 AM PDT by Paleo Conservative
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There might be some correlations between the sword swallowing and the gay bomb...


30 posted on 10/10/2007 8:00:13 AM PDT by DogByte6RER ("Loose lips sink ships")
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To: devnull
Senator Craig’s Office.

Larry "Taps" Craig?

31 posted on 10/10/2007 8:09:20 AM PDT by decimon
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To: decimon

Field tested in San Francisco for the Folsom Street Fair?


32 posted on 10/10/2007 8:20:28 AM PDT by traditional1 ( Fred Thompson-The ONLY electable Republican Candidate)
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To: decimon

I’ll take “The City by the Bay” for $500, Alec.


33 posted on 10/10/2007 8:22:48 AM PDT by Mad Dawg (Oh Mary, conceived without sin, pray for us who have recourse to thee.)
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Field tested in San Francisco for the Folsom Street Fair?

"Sir, the field test was a complete success. And if I may say so, Sir, that is a stunning uniform you're wearing."

34 posted on 10/10/2007 8:25:05 AM PDT by decimon
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To: Mad Dawg
I’ll take “The City by the Bay” for $500, Alec.

Sold!

35 posted on 10/10/2007 8:27:09 AM PDT by decimon
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To: DogByte6RER
"...lacerated his pharynx as he tried to swallow a curved sabre."

"...damaged his oesophagus...after being distracted by a...macaw..."

"...a belly dancer suffered a major haemorrhage...when a bystander pushed dollar bills into her belt causing three blades in her oesophagus to scissor"

The damned fools are lucky they didn't stab themselves in the heart! Or the aorta!

(Somebody needs to do a study on central nervous system dysfunction as a predisposition to sword swallowing.)

36 posted on 10/10/2007 8:31:51 AM PDT by Savage Beast ("History is not just cruel. It is witty." ~Charles Krauthammer)
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To: DogByte6RER
...a "gay bomb" to make enemy soldiers irresistible to each other"

I hope these geniuses don't let the terrorists get it and set if off in, say, Kansas.

37 posted on 10/10/2007 8:34:20 AM PDT by Savage Beast ("History is not just cruel. It is witty." ~Charles Krauthammer)
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To: DogByte6RER

Actually int might not quite work that way. Hitler’s nastiest enforcers were homosexuals.


38 posted on 10/10/2007 8:36:28 AM PDT by arthurus (Better to fight them over THERE than over HERE)
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To: DogByte6RER

Hmmmm. They must have tested the bomb’s effectiveness in San Fransisco.


39 posted on 10/10/2007 8:48:49 AM PDT by OB1kNOb (Support Duncan Hunter for the 2008 GOP presidential nominee. He is THE conservative candidate!!)
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To: DogByte6RER
lust-creating chemical weapon

Tequila?

40 posted on 10/10/2007 8:50:02 AM PDT by live+let_live
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