"Researchers from the US Air Force submitted a three-page proposal to Pentagon chiefs to develop lust-creating chemical weapon, it has been revealed."
It sounds like Dr. Strangelove invented a new weapon that actually creates strange love...
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Pink apocalypse: What soldiers mights look like the day after...
2 posted on
10/10/2007 7:25:23 AM PDT by
DogByte6RER
("Loose lips sink ships")
To: DogByte6RER
Don't ask, don't tell, don't take off your gas mask.
3 posted on
10/10/2007 7:25:40 AM PDT by
KarlInOhio
(May the heirs of Charles Martel and Jan Sobieski rise up again to defend Europe.)
It sounds like Dr. Strangelove invented a new weapon that actually creates strange love...
Yes indeed!
4 posted on
10/10/2007 7:26:24 AM PDT by
DogByte6RER
("Loose lips sink ships")
To: DogByte6RER
I fail to see how this is going to help the War effort...The muzzies, on the battlefield, are already homos. Does the ‘gay bomb’ in this case make the muzzies straight?../s
5 posted on
10/10/2007 7:27:03 AM PDT by
From One - Many
(Trust the Old Media At Your Own Risk. I Will Be Voting for Mr. Duncan Hunter, fellow FReepers.)
To: DogByte6RER
Where did they field test this? ;-)
6 posted on
10/10/2007 7:28:15 AM PDT by
decimon
To: DogByte6RER
7 posted on
10/10/2007 7:28:20 AM PDT by
Incorrigible
(If I lead, follow me; If I pause, push me; If I retreat, kill me.)
To: DogByte6RER
Let’s drop it on Iran since they say they have no homosexuals over there. Then they can all kill each other.
8 posted on
10/10/2007 7:28:23 AM PDT by
scooter2
(The greatest threat to the security of the United States is the Democratic Party.)
To: DogByte6RER
I heard this story some time back. I think it is a load of crap.
10 posted on
10/10/2007 7:30:40 AM PDT by
Piquaboy
(22 year veteran of the Army, Air Force and Navy, Pray for all our military .)
To: DogByte6RER
The goats of the Hindu Kush will never be the same.
11 posted on
10/10/2007 7:30:50 AM PDT by
wildcatf4f3
(Hey, this aint like the 1960s, this is like the 1860s.)
To: DogByte6RER
12 posted on
10/10/2007 7:32:55 AM PDT by
Calpernia
(Hunters Rangers - Raising the Bar of Integrity http://www.barofintegrity.us)
To: DogByte6RER
Wait 'til the gays get their hands on that weapon.
They'll be recruiting like crazy.
14 posted on
10/10/2007 7:33:05 AM PDT by
capt. norm
(Be thankful we're not getting all the government we're paying for.)
To: DogByte6RER
Gay bomb???
How about this one instead.
16 posted on
10/10/2007 7:35:49 AM PDT by
Vaquero
(" an armed society is a polite society" Heinlein "MOLON LABE!" Leonidas of Sparta)
To: DogByte6RER
"Economics: Kuo Cheng Hsieh, of Taiwan, for patenting a device that catches bank robbers by dropping a net over them. "
Brilliant!
19 posted on
10/10/2007 7:37:41 AM PDT by
tfecw
(It's for the children)
To: DogByte6RER
Oooh get her! Whoops!
I've got your number ducky.
You couldn't afford me, dear. Two three.
I'd scratch your eyes out.
Don't come the brigadier bit with us, dear,
We all know where you've been, you military fairy!
Whoops, don't look now girls,
The major's just minced in
With that dolly colour sergeant,
Two, three, ooh-ho!
21 posted on
10/10/2007 7:41:06 AM PDT by
dfwgator
(The University of Florida - Still Championship U (At least we didn't lose to Stanford))
To: DogByte6RER
Its a parachute retarded bomb that plays disco music over load speakers while dispensing condom bomblets. The music from the "Village People" proved to be most effective for gay reaction. Anything by Melissa Ethridge has proved effective against all lesbian units.
22 posted on
10/10/2007 7:41:39 AM PDT by
darkwing104
(Let's get dangerous)
To: DogByte6RER
Scientists Developed ‘Gay Bomb’ To Make Enemy Soldiers Stop Fighting And Make Love
Isn’t it now called Miller Beer?
25 posted on
10/10/2007 7:43:35 AM PDT by
JayAr36
(What good has Islam provided for the World?)
To: Slings and Arrows
28 posted on
10/10/2007 7:51:39 AM PDT by
DogByte6RER
("Loose lips sink ships")
To: DogByte6RER
Among this year's winners was Briton Brian Witcombe, who picked up a gong for discovering that sword swallowing's most common injury is, surprise, surprise, a sore throat.
To: DogByte6RER
"...lacerated his pharynx as he tried to swallow a curved sabre.""...damaged his oesophagus...after being distracted by a...macaw..."
"...a belly dancer suffered a major haemorrhage...when a bystander pushed dollar bills into her belt causing three blades in her oesophagus to scissor"
The damned fools are lucky they didn't stab themselves in the heart! Or the aorta!
(Somebody needs to do a study on central nervous system dysfunction as a predisposition to sword swallowing.)
36 posted on
10/10/2007 8:31:51 AM PDT by
Savage Beast
("History is not just cruel. It is witty." ~Charles Krauthammer)
To: DogByte6RER
...a "gay bomb" to make enemy soldiers irresistible to each other"I hope these geniuses don't let the terrorists get it and set if off in, say, Kansas.
37 posted on
10/10/2007 8:34:20 AM PDT by
Savage Beast
("History is not just cruel. It is witty." ~Charles Krauthammer)
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