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“How do you feel?” questions

Double Jeapardy Bonus Round
“Contestants, if the junior senator from New York state were a tree . . .”

What is the stinking gingko tree?
the flatulent elm?
(frantic) the pin-oak?

Alec: “No, I’m so sorry, times up!. The correct answer is:
What is the cankled, paper-bark bitch . . . I mean birch.

[Deb]

“One could do worse than be a swinger of birches.”