"There is nothing wrong with your carbon footprint. Do not attempt to adjust you reproductive cycle. We are now controlling transmission. If we wish to make it louder, we will bring up the volume. If we wish to make it softer, we will take away your Viagra. We will control the horizontal mambo. We will control the vertical. We can roll the image, make it flutter. We can change the focus to a soft blur, or sharpen it to crystal clarity. For the next hour, sit quietly and we will control all that you see and hear. You are about to participate in a great adventure, you dirt-worshiping zero. You are about to experience the psychosis and misery which reaches from the insane mind to... The Outer Limits."
10 posted on 11/23/2007 5:22:42 PM PST by Viking2002
(Waterboarding the Left every chance I get.)
