[tet68]

I was always told that if you dug a hole you could never get
all the dirt to fit back in, EXCEPT if you did it in moonlight.

Of course the same people that told me that said that the way to remove warts was to rub them with a smooth stone until they bled then wrap the stone up in gift wrap and leave it at a cross roads (in the moonlight naturally)
when someone picked it up and unwrapped it, your warts would disappear.

Having dug many holes, some in moonlight, I can vouch for that one, the other ......no.

[null and void]

Maybe some day someone will unwrap your package...

[Hot Tabasco]

the way to remove warts was to rub them with a smooth stone

No, for me it was rubbing the white crap from milkweeds on them..........Evidently it works because I don't have any warts.

There ain't no warts on me,

there ain't no warts on me,

There might be warts on some of you farts but there ain't no warts on me.......