[hoagy62]

Y’know...this joke could practically write itself, yet I am getting nothing...

[Wiz]

It sounds like Mad Max world. What kind of joke is this?

[The Spirit Of Allegiance]

There's sheep dip. There's beef dip. DON'T confuse the two!

And now, there are "scientist" dips. Or they're dipping something.

Maybe I shouldn't be so cynical. Perhaps they really believe in their cause and are earnestly hopping to make a difference.






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[TN4Liberty]

I wonder how Al Gore is gonna sell these carbon credits. I think I should get one for not growing sheep to start with.

The part about how this will make food digest more efficiently and require farmers to buy 15% less food is remarkable and significant. The impact of sheep farts on the climate... not so remarkable.

[Roy Tucker]

I’m just back from Australia, mate. Got me a jar of kangaroo farts to sell you for $19.95. 6 jars for $100.

Be the first on your block to be totally methane free. Hurry while supplies last.

[HisKingdomWillAbolishSinDeath]

Maybe a little more praying to God, and a little less playing God, might help with the drought situation.

[TASMANIANRED]

They could just attach inflatable inner tubes to their fannies and collect the stuff. Methane burns same as propane will.

[PBRSTREETGANG]

“Tie me kangaroo down, sport...”

[steelyourfaith]

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[Puddleglum]

Hop! - fart
Hop! - fart
Hop! - fart

Hop! Hop! Hop!
Fart fart fart

[R. Scott]

I just couldn’t pass on this thread!

[Quix]

How about infecting SHRILLERY KLINTOON’S STOMACH?

Every time she opens her mouth,

this stinky green ugly evil fog engulfs the area.

[mtbopfuyn]

Skippy. Skippy.
Skippy the bush kangaroo
Skippy. Skippy.
Skippy your friend ever true

[Larry Lucido]

"Doin' my job."

[Cagey]

"I did what?????"

[dmw]

Nothing a little Beano can’t solve.

[Calpernia]

>>>>AUSTRALIAN scientists are trying to give kangaroo-style stomachs to cattle and sheep in a bid to cut the emission of greenhouse gases blamed for global warming, researchers say.

Thanks to special bacteria in their stomachs, kangaroo flatulence contains no methane and scientists want to transfer that bacteria to cattle and sheep who emit large quantities of the harmful gas. <<<<<
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Ok all, I know this sounds ridiculous and is ripe for jokes but at least read my post, ping it, then laugh later. Because THIS is actually frightening.

Genes and the products of genetic engineering can be patented and owned!

Let me say that ONE MORE TIME.

Genes and the products of genetic engineering can be patented and owned!

So, under the guise of Global Warming, if the junk science shows that whatever tinkering they do between kangeroos and cattle will benefit Global Warming, THAT will be the only cattle that will be permitted to be raised, produced, and owned. AND, whomever owns that patent will be the owners of that strain of cattle. JUST LIKE THE Monsanto and the gene-altered seeds and the "seed piracy" they claim when they destroy farmers crops.

[SlowBoat407]

[punster]

This story seems really fart-fetched!

However, when the work day is over, the researchers can do the hop (a popular dance at one time). When they go back to work in the morning, I imagine their supervisor will tell them, “Hop to it!”

Maybe they will also find some dingo berry jam, for their breakfast toast. If they don’t, they may be SOL for breakfast.

[skinkinthegrass]

*sniff*...This thread stinks....but, we must all do our part. :D