Give that man a Blue Ribbon. 
It’s all in the first sentence. Gore only made the changes AFTER being criticized about it.
Figure I'll ride my mule over his way and share some cider and swap some tobacco.
I can return that book he gave me last time. I guess I better dog ear some pages and put a bugger in the Forward.
Lordy, Lordy, pick a little cotton...Lordy, Lordy, bale a little hay...
He only did what “W” had already done to HIS house without being shamed into it.
Give that man a Blue Ribbon.