[weegee]

The bathroom is not a sacred water closet anymore. The gub’mint can tell you just what size terlet you may have.

[muawiyah]

Some Republicans are still complaining that the results of the last Congressional election were unfair, and that voters simply failed to consider all the good they had done ~ but I heard that female chairman of that committee in charge of the toilet size telling me that it was good for me to have to hang my private parts in cold water to take a dump.

She lost tens of millions of Democrat male voters with that, and tens of millions of Republican male voters.

How utterly stupid of her.

Hope she lost.

[Mr. Silverback]

“Prison’s not so bad; you can make sangria in the terlet. Of course, it’s shank or be shanked.”—Scruffy the Janitor, Futurama