Hillary Seeks Appointment....with Dr. Phil!

Itcouldhappen | 1/8/08 | ABS staff

[RGSpincich]

Hillary Seeks Appointment…..with DR. Phil!

Jan. 8, 2008 New York, NY. ABS staff

Presidential hopeful Hillary Clinton has reportedly contacted producers of the “Dr. Phil Show” in efforts to revive her campaign.

Citing Dr. Phil’s expertise in dealing with victims of bullies, Hillary hopes to gain strength and gain support in her battle against a brutal adversary, says her campaign spokesperson.

Dr. Phil producers are unsure if Dr. Phil McGraw will be available given the urgency of the situation.

[RGSpincich]

Do you believe this?

[Sacajaweau]

Well, a lot of self-serving idiots do go on his show...

[Jeff Chandler]

How about an appointment with Dr. Kevorkian?

[Biggirl]

A sign that Hilary is now toast.

[Edgerunner]

Ans she wants the most pressure intense job on the planet?

[Egon]

I’m sure this is bull, but even if it wasn’t...

Given Dr. Phil’s affinity with Oprah, and her affinity with Obama, does anyone actually think he’d give Hillary the time of day?

[John123]

Do you believe this?

No. Oprah loves Obama. And Dr. Phil isn't stupid.

[John123]

How about an appointment with Dr. Kevorkian?

Jack isn't going back to prison for Hillary...

[JFC]

dESPERATE PEOPLE DO DESPERATE THINGS

[street_lawyer]

Hillary hopes to gain strength and gain support in her battle against a brutal adversary

Which brutal adversary Radical Muslim or Obama, or are they one in the same?

[Larebil]

He’s gonna need a stake and she’s gonna have to sit still.

[hoe_cake]

If all else fails, lower your standards.

Oh, wait...Hillary can’t get much lower.

[NeoCaveman]

She’s going to need 3 sessions a week.

Oh, you mean on the tv show?

Nevermind.

[shadeaud]

Hillary has to wait till the tv shrink (or is it shrunk) finishes with Britney Spears

[Biggirl]

Another sign Hilary is losing it bigtime, mind wise. She is the last person Americans want to vote in, considering the troublemakers we are dealing with.

[mmichaels1970]

Do you believe this?

No. It is sourced to "itcouldhappen" at ABC News? Kind of funny though.

[mmichaels1970]

correction: “itcouldhappen” at ABS Staff

[WyCoKsRepublican]

As the German on Laugh In would say: “Hummmmmmmm, velly intelesting......So, zee Queen Of Means needs some help.....so she goes to Mr. Clean, aka Mr. Chrome Dome....this looks velly intelesting”...........she musta really “screwed up”.........

[davisfh]

"He’s gonna need a stake and she’s gonna have to sit still."

Might want to bring a handgun loaded with silver bullets with crosses embossed in the tip of each round as well.

[evets]