Old joke: Why aren’t there more women in science, engineering and math?
Because they’ve been told since adolescence that this [-——————] is eight inches.
(If told in person that would have been fingers spread not very far apart)
Three Chem E's share a dorm room. One day a ChemE comes back with a brand new bike.
"Wow! Where'd you get that?" asks a roommate.
He replies, "Darnest thing. I was walking along the Engineering quad when this beautiful blonde came by riding a bike. She jumped off the bike, tore off her clothes and said "Take anything you want."
"Ooooh, good choice," said the roommate, "those clothes would have never fit."