Maria Sharapova, the queen of scream

Herald Sun ^ | 01/18/08

[SkyPilot]

I love watching tennis, and you are correct. Her screaming is annoying, but she gets away with it because of her beauty.

I remember Monica Seles being dubbed "Moanica" by the British press. They hit her over the head with it.

Guess what?

She toned it down quite a bit after that.

[ichabod1]

I disagree. Being drunk and throwing up at a party negates a woman’s beauty. Now a man might still try to take advantage, but there are few things more unlovely than a puking drunk.

I try not to hold it against hot people. I was in a group deciding whether to hire some interns once. One person was denounced by the women, and I knew it was just because she was good looking. One of the women actually said “come’on John, you only like her because she has big te@ts.” Yes, she was hot, but she was also nice, smart, driven, successful, and friendly to everybody. She was “cut down” because of her looks and I don’t think that’s fair either.

[catfish1957]

"IF you thought Maria Sharapova's shrieking was over the top, you're right. The tennis glamazon makes almost as much noise as a power drill every time she hits the ball."

Hmmm... Putting Sharapova and Drill in the same sentence.....how much more suggestive could you get? :)

[catfish1957]

Dang...This model didn’t come in the Russian Bride catalog

[dayglored]

>> "IF you thought Maria Sharapova's shrieking was over the top, you're right. The tennis glamazon makes almost as much noise as a power drill every time she hits the ball."

> Hmmm... Putting Sharapova and Drill in the same sentence.....how much more suggestive could you get? :)

What do you say, BillTheDrill???

[dayglored]

> She toned it down quite a bit after that.

Maria in one of her more QUIET moments...

[ichabod1]

OOK, I admit it, she’s almost as loud as me.

[ichabod1]

Is she eating that banana?

[dayglored]

> Is she eating that banana?

I dunno... Ask the banana...

[Robert A Cook PE]

Is she eating that banana?

Well, it is an appealing spectacle.

[Hot Tabasco]

gets a total pass from y’all because she’s gorgeous.

YUP!

If some ugly or normal woman was doing it I think you’d all be disgusted.

YUP!

Now, can we get more pictures?

[MarkL]

It is amazing, the difference in responses to Maria’s shouting and grunting - she gets a total pass from y’all because she’s gorgeous. If some ugly or normal woman was doing it I think you’d all be disgusted. Imagine one of your favorite “ugly lady” tease victims running around going: “Unh! UNNNNH!” But no, Maria’s ok!

Yes, that's right... And your point is...?

Mark

[3Lean]

70 dB doesn’t have any long-term implications. However, 70 dB was measured at 30 feet. If you convert that to 1 foot (intimate distance, you might say...) she is breaking 100 dB, certainly in the hearing protection required range. Don’t forget to wear your protection!!!

[ElPatriota]

Ooohhhh... Maria.... She is a SCREAMER... think about it... Hmmmm.....

ROFL!

[11bravo wolfhoundf]

If that’s her I would crawl through a klick of clamores just to hear her scream over the monster net.

[ichabod1]

I unexpectedly saw a girl simulate fellatio on a Dr. Pepper bottle one time, quite out of the blue. It got my attention.

[ichabod1]

Actually, back when ratface Monica Seles was doing it, I still thought it was kind of cute.

[Marie2]

Ah well, at least you guys are honest. I’m going to go do my hair.

[gathersnomoss]

Guite nice. And I see she likes bananas too.

[gathersnomoss]

Guite???... Quite