[TigerLikesRooster]

Whoever marries Sharapove needs to keep a box of earplugs at the bedside. Or he(or even she) can outscream Sharapova.:-)

[TigerLikesRooster]

[Captainpaintball]

Do not worry about me, I will be fine.

[ReignOfError]

If I can have any woman — let alone a six-foot blonte with legs from here to there and back again — screaming at 71 db. I’l jot that one in the book as a good day.

Mom always told me I’d go blind. She wasn’t right about everything. Maybe I’d go deaf, but it would be worth it.

[PzLdr]

She should pick an old guy like me. Hearing ain’t what it used to be [too many tank guns going off]. Be a public service for both of us.

[Marie2]

It is amazing, the difference in responses to Maria’s shouting and grunting - she gets a total pass from y’all because she’s gorgeous. If some ugly or normal woman was doing it I think you’d all be disgusted. Imagine one of your favorite “ugly lady” tease victims running around going: “Unh! UNNNNH!” But no, Maria’s ok!

[Porterville]

“Whoever marries Sharapove needs to keep a box of earplugs at the bedside. Or he(or even she) can outscream Sharapova.:-)”

I never knew any other way.

[endthematrix]

Maria’s a screamer? I could of guessed.

[MarineBrat]

I won’t watch women’s tennis because of the hideous noise they make.

[lesser_satan]

[garylmoore]

She’s no dummy, she does it on purpose to distract her opponent.

[caveat emptor]

Tennis anyone?

[JoshM99]

More stupid pseudoscience done by a writer who knows nothing about physics. 70 dBs is not approaching the noise level of a jack hammer at 80 dBs. Decibels is a log scale that doubles every 3 dB. So 80 dBs is actually more than an 8 fold increase over 70+ dB.

That being said, she’s prettier than Anna K, and a much better tennis player to boot. I’d be more than happy to help her with her breathing exercises. ;)

[catfish1957]

"IF you thought Maria Sharapova's shrieking was over the top, you're right. The tennis glamazon makes almost as much noise as a power drill every time she hits the ball."

Hmmm... Putting Sharapova and Drill in the same sentence.....how much more suggestive could you get? :)

[Poser]

Not Guilty!