[WilliamofCarmichael]

Portions of Patrick’s speeches during his gubernatorial run resemble some of Obama’s addresses this year.

I'm telling ya Patrick stole from Obama.

Here's the Obamabatty version of what really happened.

Patrick and his staff recognized Obama as a future sensation. Gov. Patrick assigned his staff remote viewer to remote view Obama's career. (Or was it the time traveler group?) The remote viewer recorded all of Obama's 2007 and beyond speeches. Patrick is the plagiarist. Yeah.. that's it. That's what happened.

Mmmm.. Kool Aid. Homer Simpson.

[tobyhill]

When someone called Obama a plagiarist he responded forcefully, I never cheated on my wife sober.