He forgot about the black helicopters, Elders of Zion, the CFR, and Bildebergers(?) all adding flouridation to his well water to corrupt his precious bodily fluids!
Someone (Imus?)said years ago that if you heard a report that some newsanchor just went totally bats* * t on the air, without hearing the name, station, national or local, etc, you could be pretty sure it would wind up being ol’ Danno.
I think he then went on to compare watching Dan during his nightly broadcast to watching a hostage tape.